jessaminekaldwin:

granny rags at every outsider shrine

mr-dilliams:

List of Desires for DA4

1. Good hair

hypochondriac-butters:

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

sapphomets:

mountain dew sounds like something a gentle witch would feed to her pet field mice to bless them but in reality its like drinking battery acid

alloverthegaf:

*slams back a bourbon whiskey* listen mate I’ve been here for all kinds of ridiculous tumblr meltdowns I was here when Yahoo took over I was here for dashcon I was here when the notes disappeared I was here back when those superwholock chain posts of fucking up non believers were taken seriously and through every single one I have done fuck all. I have not changed a goddang thing. I waited for the end and the end never came. I do not plan on changing my status quo now. either things will go on as they always have and in six months time I’ll be here watching staff announce that anyone with over 1000 followers are being monitored or I will have been physically deleted from this wonderful stupid fucking website and either way I’m gonna go out posting pictures of my cat

boopednose:

writing-prompt-s:

Image Prompt

This is the installation wizard

etosvitri:

etosvitri:

Shipping with me gets you access to so many AUs

I should be honest

They aren’t developed AUs

It’s me sliding into your DMs at 2am with “What if they were vampires” with no further context

dankmemeuniversity: